Nudes! For International Womens' Day!

[Host_6]

Maybe luring people in by promises of the sight of YOUR naked body Rev.

[Chumleigh]

Where is Axis when we need... uh, him? (for totalitarian NoX day)

Since I'm such an EMO, Protokol's online identity for me is THE shoulder to cry on. The other shoulder being Rev, who is the body!??!?

[revoakin]

Maybe luring people in by promises of the sight of YOUR naked body Rev.

That is what they would get on a daily basis. Maybe if I did the helicopter...

[revoakin]

Where is Axis when we need... uh, him? (for totalitarian NoX day)

Since I'm such an EMO, Protokol's online identity for me is THE shoulder to cry on. The other shoulder being Rev, who is the body!??!?

The Train. Its like the emotional Triforce. Chum, you are Link and Zelda is....the mayor's daughter.

[Host_6]

Zelda, Chum, mayor's daughter.

Oh no, The saga is back!

[revoakin]

"Babe, If I could stick my master sword into your slot, it would be bring back time" - says Chum, non chalantly.

"I'm over you now, I am with Ganondorf now" - says Zelda, in a dismissal tone.

"Bitch...What about Kokari forest, where you lost your....crown?" - asked our hero, gripping the hilt of his sword tightly.

"Ive been there lots of times with Ganon now. Sometimes we even call up Saria to join in" - Her demeanor was conceited and petulant.

"Oh no, bitch you are about to be slapped!" - shouts Chum, performing a summon. A wild rev appears and helicopter dicks Zelda to oblivion.


THE END

[Chumleigh]

Sorry, but what is a helicopter dick?

[Shimazu]

I dont know if it still exists, but meatspin.com is your definition of a helicopter dick Also NSFW, if the URL didn't give it away

[Host_6]

2 Russian dudes who like to play only with each other. Is it me or does it sound a little bit gay?
one is called Omar and the other is called... LOBUERTO.
What can be gayer?